serial: Charles I assured Protestants, who now consumed the majority of England, of religious freedom. (Consuming England.)
Em ([personal profile] serial) wrote in [community profile] icons2011-07-04 10:56 pm
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Mangled History Icons (xposted from my own journal)



Here are some "mangled history" icons, based on real assignments written by undergraduate students in history classes. Some of the quotations are from "World History According to Undergrads," and the rest are from the book Non Campus Mentis. The Non Campus Mentis quotations were collected from here. Most of the quotations are safe for work, although there is a mention of testicles on one of them. :P

Comment, credit, and don't hotlink.


001 002 003
004 005 006
007 008 009
010 011 012
013 014 015

Text Descriptions:
1. Austria fought the Snerbs.
2. Rectum Novarum, a book of conservative ideas.
3. Nobles claimed to be descended from better jeans.
4. Rasputin made friends with the Zeitgeist.
5. Charles I assured Protestants, who now consumed the majority of England, of religious tolerance.
6. In the 19th century, European countries matriculated to Africa.
7. Romans persacuted [sic] Christians by lionizing them.
8. It is now the age of now.
9. Geishas were female Korean military leaders with lots of power.
10. In the 1930s, lots and lots of people were depressed.
11. In the Dark Ages, it was mostly dark.
12. The major cause of the Civil War was when slavery spread its ugly testicles across the West.
13. After WWII, FDR freed the slaves and they started the Civil Rights Movement.
14. Stalin, Rosevelt [sic], Churchill, and Truman were known as the “Big Three.”
15. The Berlin Mall was removed.
azurehart: (Kitten-Hee)

[personal profile] azurehart 2011-07-05 07:22 am (UTC)(link)


Taking # 11, will credit when used. Thanks!
majoline: picture of Majoline, mother of Bon Mucho in Loco Roco 2 (Default)

[personal profile] majoline 2011-07-05 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
I think I love you. I strained something in my side laughing at these.

Thank you for sharing; will credit when used. ♥
mommy: Wanda Maximoff; Scarlet Witch (Delicious fishies.)

[personal profile] mommy 2011-07-05 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
I took 8 and 11. These are hilarious!
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[personal profile] liseuse 2011-07-05 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
These are awesome. I've snagged number eight, and I'll credit when I use.
fenjer: (happy)

[personal profile] fenjer 2011-07-05 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
These are FAB!

not taking any as I'm at my icon limit (damn and blast you DW!) but had to say they were good! :)

[personal profile] delladea 2011-07-05 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Snagging #11 - this are hilarious!
llewlyn: ([DW] hologram)

[personal profile] llewlyn 2011-07-28 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
These are fantastic lol! I'm a teacher, so... ouch. Taking #8 with my thanks!